OMG!!!!!! I just watched the first episode of season 5 and it was AWESOME!!!! But i HATE how they just leave u HANGING at the END!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WILSON is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can he DO that to House?!?!?!?! Despite what he might think, HOUSE HAS FEELINGS TOO!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean seriously! “I’m not your friend anymore House. Actually, I’m not sure I ever was.” UGH, I HATE YOU WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UGH!!!!!!!!!
~Kristy
Yesterday, the new season of House was supposed to air. I finished all my homework and sat down to watch it. Turns out that the new one is next week on Tuesday! I watched the very first episode, which I had not seen, but was still annoyed that the air time was pushed back. I had seen the commercials! It was supposed to be on the eighth! Oh well… Until next week.
~Jamie, a new author for Houseluvrs
NOTE: I DON’T SEEM 2 B GETTING ANY COMMENTS ON MY POSTS. JUST IN CASE IT’S CONFUSING, THE POSTS ARE IN THE TAB CALLED ‘HOUSE POSTS’. 
Hiya everybody! I’m Kristy Tyler. I’m friends with Jamie Lee. (I helped her set it up! -Jamie) I’m totally addicted to House, so after Jamie made her blog about Warriors, I decided to make one about House. If you like House, this is definitely the right blog for you.
For those of you who don’t know what House is, you can just visit the “About House” page. Then come back and read the rest.
Anyway, I’m going to talk about some episodes of House. Each post will probably be a different episode name. You can argue with me, or you can agree with me. You can say absolutely whatever you want, just don’t diss House!!! I’ll block you out. Or dose you with Physostigmine… Just kidding! Also, I will block you out if you use swear words or foul language on my website. Seriously. Be nice!
Anyhoo, have fun, people!!
(For those of you who haven’t seen the second newest episode called ‘House’s Head’, House gets a concussion, and then he takes too much physostigmine to remember what happened in the bus crash. It sends his neural firing into overdrive and causes his heart to stop.)
Hope to get some comments from you!!
If you want to email me directly with any questions, comments, or suggestions, you can email me at chihuahua894@yahoo.com .
Irene Walesa works in a funeral home. While at work, she suffers a grand mal seizure and hallucinates thinking she is being attacked by the cadaver on the table. When she is admitted to Princeton Planesbro, Cameron finds out from House that Foreman was fired. He makes a bet with Cameron that Cole won’t stand up to him. While having an MRI, Irene has a hallucination that her long since dead mother was alive, but the doctors don’t notice. House tells the Fellows to dig up a grave on the pretext that the patient could have gotten Mad Cow Disease from a cadaver.
Amber doesn’t want to, so she tries to work clinic hours instead, but Cuddy tells her to either do what House says or quit now, because it’s only going to get worse. The test on the dead guy’s brain tissue turns out to be negative, so there was no point in digging up the grave anyway. The Fellows finally realize that Irene is seeing her dead mother, and she also mentions that she sees a guy in a wheelchair who says that the doctors killed his dog. This is freaking Thirteen out, because Stark and his dog from the previous week died because of her mistake.
House then visits the patient, who claims to see Grandpa House. 
I thought that was just silly and funny. Anyway, House pretends to be spooked by hiding in Wilson’s office for 5 minutes. When he comes back, Irene thinks House believes her and she tells him about her mother. House then thinks that she inherited Parkinson’s.
Irene has another hallucination, this time of Thirteen stabbing her arm, but it turns out that for some reason she actually has red welts in real life. The team then thinks that because of this, she probably has vasculitis, which messes with the blood flow and electrical function.
When checking the patient’s eyes, Thirteen finds a dog collar on the table which REALLY freaks her out. Irene then vomits blood, then has to have surgery because of an enlarged spleen. During the surgery, they notice that her liver is damaged and Irene has another seizure. While in a consult, House is humiliating Cole who, evidently deciding to take Cameron’s advice, punches House.
A few seconds too late, Amber realizes that Irene has Ergot poisoning from eating moldy bread. The organic bread she eats caused the hallucinations and symptoms like those early people got burned for since people thought they were witches.
When Irene is treated, her “mother” disappears and she comes back to reality. Henry is fired, since he only came up with ideas that House already thought of, plus he doesn’t have a Phd. Foreman comes back to see Cutty and says he’ll take her up on her offer to hire him, but with some conditions. Cuddy sees right through him, and says that she will hire him in his original job for his original salary and pretend she’s NOT doing him a favor. The only person who will hire someone who has been “corrupted by House” is the person who hired House in the first place; Cuddy.
I made a quiz on House! You should try it. Here, just click on the link to see how much you REALLY know about House. 
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=0807092341353859&a=1&
~Kristy
This is a REALLY great episode! It was on FOX on the 30th of June. At http://www.fox.com/fod/play.php?sh=house,(copy and paste) you can watch full episodes of House online for free 8 days after they’re on TV. If you like the plot, watch it on the 8th of July.
The patient in this episode was mugged in the beginning, but starts choking. After presenting with stomach pain, syncope and respiratory distress, House comes up with the theory that their patient has mirror syndrome. To prove his theory, he brings Mr. X to the operating room. Mr. X starts to think and talk like Wilson, and House barely stops him from cutting open another patient. House then cuts open a rash on Mr. X’s skin, and finds that his blood turned to sludge.
Brennan finds what he thinks is black fungal pus, and House rejects him quitting and going overseas. When Mr. X gets a rash again, the team puts him in a whirlpool to circulate his blood. They figure out that what Brennan thought was pus was actually just frozen blood. When the team finally gets back the results from their LP, they find out Mr. X has been in Ohio, California, and Central America. House then suggests that they heat him up from the inside by using a drug to induce a fever.
All at the same time, House finds out that Kutner forgot to mention that a guy without memory had memories, tells his team to do a heart biopsy, and criticizes Thirteen and Cole for not coming up with anything really useful.
After squeezing some answers out of the patient, House deduces that he sells farm equipment and has an infection called eperythrozoon, which comes from pig poo. But before the treatment starts, Foreman suggests a test to see who in the House/Cuddy relationship has power over the other. Both House and Cuddy stand in the room with the patient and tell him what they do while trying to convince him that each is in charge of the other. At first, Mr. X just says “Shut up,” but in the end he mimics both House and Cuddy, but House seems to be the most dominant.
House tells his team that none of them are fired because they all suck, and Chase wins all the bets. Foreman learns that House gets half of Chase’s winnings for doing that, but ends up staying anyway.
I really like this episode because of the ending battle between House and Cuddy. It’s REALLY funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! House is doing all sorts of crazy stuff with his cane when he finds out he won.
~Kristy
This is completely one of my favorite episodes of all time!!! In this episode, House is still playing games to see who to hire and who to fire. Funny, hire and fire only have one-letter differences. Their patient is a guy named Thomas Stark and has spinal muscular atrophy. He fainted in his electric wheelchair while crossing the street with his assistance dog.
Meanwhile, House splits his team into two teams, men against women. Thirteen thinks he has strongyloides, a roundworm, in his lungs. Since the treatment “doesn’t work” and Amber, or cut-throat bitch as House calls her, found out that his blood is green, they move on to think he has cancer. The green blood is apparently the liver not working and not filtering out the dye from the previous test and the medicine he was given turning the dye green. The says he would rather die than stay in the hospital bed for the rest of the six months of his life.
Too late, Amber and Thirteen realize that the liquid in the man’s lungs is clear, not cloudy, so it CAN’T be cancer. They immediately move to page House. But he’s already paged Amber. Amber quickly hurries to House’s office.
House talks to a clinic patient who had stuck a metal knife in a wall socket after being wounded in a car crash who says that the 97 seconds(hence the name of the episode he was dead were the best 97 seconds of his life. He also said that he knew something else was out there, something more.
House is playing with the knife, and begins to get ideas. Amber is hurrying to his office when she sees an electric flash of light. She briefly pauses in shock before rushing into the office to find House lying on the floor with no pulse and a burnt hand… as well as a metal knife sticking out of the wall socket. Amber is forced to do CPR until she can get help.
There is nothing, as far as they know, that the team can do to help the patient. He dies, and they call time of death.
House wakes up and walks into the room, asking them what happened. Then, they finally realize that the patient’s dog is dead. House says “Thirteen, did you watch the patient swallow the pills?” She says she thinks so, while House immediately starts searching high and low for some unknown object. Her and Amber keep stumbling over their words until House finally moves a piece of furniture out of the way to reveal an empty medicine cup with dog teeth marks on it. House asks, “Does this look familiar?” House’s explanation turns out to be the only one that makes sense. House and Thirteen’s original diagnoses were right, and he did have strongyloides. The surgeons found the worms in the patient’s lungs. Stark was too stubborn to take the pills, so instead he dropped them on the floor and drank the water, pretending to take the pills. The dog found the pills and ate them, all followed by the death of both the patient and his dog.
An ironic end to the man’s life, considering it was his own stubbornness that killed him and his dog. Although, I only like this episode because of the electrocution part.
~Kristy
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