OMG!!!!!! I just watched the first episode of season 5 and it was AWESOME!!!! But i HATE how they just leave u HANGING at the END!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WILSON is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can he DO that to House?!?!?!?! Despite what he might think, HOUSE HAS FEELINGS TOO!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean seriously! “I’m not your friend anymore House. Actually, I’m not sure I ever was.” UGH, I HATE YOU WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UGH!!!!!!!!!
~Kristy
Yesterday, the new season of House was supposed to air. I finished all my homework and sat down to watch it. Turns out that the new one is next week on Tuesday! I watched the very first episode, which I had not seen, but was still annoyed that the air time was pushed back. I had seen the commercials! It was supposed to be on the eighth! Oh well… Until next week.
~Jamie, a new author for Houseluvrs
NOTE: I DON’T SEEM 2 B GETTING ANY COMMENTS ON MY POSTS. JUST IN CASE IT’S CONFUSING, THE POSTS ARE IN THE TAB CALLED ‘HOUSE POSTS’. 
Hiya everybody! I’m Kristy Tyler. I’m friends with Jamie Lee. (I helped her set it up! -Jamie) I’m totally addicted to House, so after Jamie made her blog about Warriors, I decided to make one about House. If you like House, this is definitely the right blog for you.
For those of you who don’t know what House is, you can just visit the “About House” page. Then come back and read the rest.
Anyway, I’m going to talk about some episodes of House. Each post will probably be a different episode name. You can argue with me, or you can agree with me. You can say absolutely whatever you want, just don’t diss House!!! I’ll block you out. Or dose you with Physostigmine… Just kidding! Also, I will block you out if you use swear words or foul language on my website. Seriously. Be nice!
Anyhoo, have fun, people!!
(For those of you who haven’t seen the second newest episode called ‘House’s Head’, House gets a concussion, and then he takes too much physostigmine to remember what happened in the bus crash. It sends his neural firing into overdrive and causes his heart to stop.)
Hope to get some comments from you!!
If you want to email me directly with any questions, comments, or suggestions, you can email me at chihuahua894@yahoo.com .
Irene Walesa works in a funeral home. While at work, she suffers a grand mal seizure and hallucinates thinking she is being attacked by the cadaver on the table. When she is admitted to Princeton Planesbro, Cameron finds out from House that Foreman was fired. He makes a bet with Cameron that Cole won’t stand up to him. While having an MRI, Irene has a hallucination that her long since dead mother was alive, but the doctors don’t notice. House tells the Fellows to dig up a grave on the pretext that the patient could have gotten Mad Cow Disease from a cadaver.
Amber doesn’t want to, so she tries to work clinic hours instead, but Cuddy tells her to either do what House says or quit now, because it’s only going to get worse. The test on the dead guy’s brain tissue turns out to be negative, so there was no point in digging up the grave anyway. The Fellows finally realize that Irene is seeing her dead mother, and she also mentions that she sees a guy in a wheelchair who says that the doctors killed his dog. This is freaking Thirteen out, because Stark and his dog from the previous week died because of her mistake.
House then visits the patient, who claims to see Grandpa House. 
I thought that was just silly and funny. Anyway, House pretends to be spooked by hiding in Wilson’s office for 5 minutes. When he comes back, Irene thinks House believes her and she tells him about her mother. House then thinks that she inherited Parkinson’s.
Irene has another hallucination, this time of Thirteen stabbing her arm, but it turns out that for some reason she actually has red welts in real life. The team then thinks that because of this, she probably has vasculitis, which messes with the blood flow and electrical function.
When checking the patient’s eyes, Thirteen finds a dog collar on the table which REALLY freaks her out. Irene then vomits blood, then has to have surgery because of an enlarged spleen. During the surgery, they notice that her liver is damaged and Irene has another seizure. While in a consult, House is humiliating Cole who, evidently deciding to take Cameron’s advice, punches House.
A few seconds too late, Amber realizes that Irene has Ergot poisoning from eating moldy bread. The organic bread she eats caused the hallucinations and symptoms like those early people got burned for since people thought they were witches.
When Irene is treated, her “mother” disappears and she comes back to reality. Henry is fired, since he only came up with ideas that House already thought of, plus he doesn’t have a Phd. Foreman comes back to see Cutty and says he’ll take her up on her offer to hire him, but with some conditions. Cuddy sees right through him, and says that she will hire him in his original job for his original salary and pretend she’s NOT doing him a favor. The only person who will hire someone who has been “corrupted by House” is the person who hired House in the first place; Cuddy.
I made a quiz on House! You should try it. Here, just click on the link to see how much you REALLY know about House. 
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=0807092341353859&a=1&
~Kristy
This is a REALLY great episode! It was on FOX on the 30th of June. At http://www.fox.com/fod/play.php?sh=house,(copy and paste) you can watch full episodes of House online for free 8 days after they’re on TV. If you like the plot, watch it on the 8th of July.
The patient in this episode was mugged in the beginning, but starts choking. After presenting with stomach pain, syncope and respiratory distress, House comes up with the theory that their patient has mirror syndrome. To prove his theory, he brings Mr. X to the operating room. Mr. X starts to think and talk like Wilson, and House barely stops him from cutting open another patient. House then cuts open a rash on Mr. X’s skin, and finds that his blood turned to sludge.
Brennan finds what he thinks is black fungal pus, and House rejects him quitting and going overseas. When Mr. X gets a rash again, the team puts him in a whirlpool to circulate his blood. They figure out that what Brennan thought was pus was actually just frozen blood. When the team finally gets back the results from their LP, they find out Mr. X has been in Ohio, California, and Central America. House then suggests that they heat him up from the inside by using a drug to induce a fever.
All at the same time, House finds out that Kutner forgot to mention that a guy without memory had memories, tells his team to do a heart biopsy, and criticizes Thirteen and Cole for not coming up with anything really useful.
After squeezing some answers out of the patient, House deduces that he sells farm equipment and has an infection called eperythrozoon, which comes from pig poo. But before the treatment starts, Foreman suggests a test to see who in the House/Cuddy relationship has power over the other. Both House and Cuddy stand in the room with the patient and tell him what they do while trying to convince him that each is in charge of the other. At first, Mr. X just says “Shut up,” but in the end he mimics both House and Cuddy, but House seems to be the most dominant.
House tells his team that none of them are fired because they all suck, and Chase wins all the bets. Foreman learns that House gets half of Chase’s winnings for doing that, but ends up staying anyway.
I really like this episode because of the ending battle between House and Cuddy. It’s REALLY funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! House is doing all sorts of crazy stuff with his cane when he finds out he won.
~Kristy
This is completely one of my favorite episodes of all time!!! In this episode, House is still playing games to see who to hire and who to fire. Funny, hire and fire only have one-letter differences. Their patient is a guy named Thomas Stark and has spinal muscular atrophy. He fainted in his electric wheelchair while crossing the street with his assistance dog.
Meanwhile, House splits his team into two teams, men against women. Thirteen thinks he has strongyloides, a roundworm, in his lungs. Since the treatment “doesn’t work” and Amber, or cut-throat bitch as House calls her, found out that his blood is green, they move on to think he has cancer. The green blood is apparently the liver not working and not filtering out the dye from the previous test and the medicine he was given turning the dye green. The says he would rather die than stay in the hospital bed for the rest of the six months of his life.
Too late, Amber and Thirteen realize that the liquid in the man’s lungs is clear, not cloudy, so it CAN’T be cancer. They immediately move to page House. But he’s already paged Amber. Amber quickly hurries to House’s office.
House talks to a clinic patient who had stuck a metal knife in a wall socket after being wounded in a car crash who says that the 97 seconds(hence the name of the episode he was dead were the best 97 seconds of his life. He also said that he knew something else was out there, something more.
House is playing with the knife, and begins to get ideas. Amber is hurrying to his office when she sees an electric flash of light. She briefly pauses in shock before rushing into the office to find House lying on the floor with no pulse and a burnt hand… as well as a metal knife sticking out of the wall socket. Amber is forced to do CPR until she can get help.
There is nothing, as far as they know, that the team can do to help the patient. He dies, and they call time of death.
House wakes up and walks into the room, asking them what happened. Then, they finally realize that the patient’s dog is dead. House says “Thirteen, did you watch the patient swallow the pills?” She says she thinks so, while House immediately starts searching high and low for some unknown object. Her and Amber keep stumbling over their words until House finally moves a piece of furniture out of the way to reveal an empty medicine cup with dog teeth marks on it. House asks, “Does this look familiar?” House’s explanation turns out to be the only one that makes sense. House and Thirteen’s original diagnoses were right, and he did have strongyloides. The surgeons found the worms in the patient’s lungs. Stark was too stubborn to take the pills, so instead he dropped them on the floor and drank the water, pretending to take the pills. The dog found the pills and ate them, all followed by the death of both the patient and his dog.
An ironic end to the man’s life, considering it was his own stubbornness that killed him and his dog. Although, I only like this episode because of the electrocution part.
~Kristy
The second episode of the first season of House is called Paternity. In this episode, a teenage lacrosse player named Dan comes into the hospital complaining about night terrors and double vision. At first, House is not taking the case seriously, but his attitude changes when he sees Dan’s foot twitching. A myoclonic jerk isn’t common when people are awake. That night, Dan is found missing from his hospital bed and everybody is sent out looking for him. House is called in and while completely unfazed tells them to check the roof. The team finds Dan on the roof, but he is apparently in a hallucination and thinks he is on the lacrosse field. While hallucinating, he almost walks off the roof but for Chase pushing him down just in time.
After going through two previous ‘diagnoses’(multiple sclerosis and neurosyphilis), House decides that since Dan was adopted, his mother might not have gotten vaccinated for the measles, in which case he probably wasn’t, either. House thinks that he caught the measles which laid dormant for 16 years, mutated, and reappeared in his brain. A retina biopsy reveals his theory to be correct, and Dan makes a full recovery.
~Kristy
In this episode, a CIPA(a condition in which person’s nerves don’t function) patient named Hannah and her mother get into a car crash. Hannah gets a short metal pole stuck through her leg, and her mom is knocked out. She makes things very difficult, not cooperating with the doctors. Eventually after a my-life-is-worse-than-yours competition, House manages to sedate her. Wilson talks House out of doing a spinal nerve biopsy, claiming that House only wants it so he can plant it in his leg and stop his pain. House keeps butting into Cuddy’s business while claiming he needs a consult or permission to do something. When Hannah spikes a fever of 106, the team decides to send pain signals into her brain and keep making her ‘hurt’ in different places until they can find the part that’s injured. She fakes pain so that she can escape. When she threatens to jump off the lobby banister, her legs are paralyzed and she falls off the banister by accident. She gets a concussion and at least 6 broken bones, but doesn’t feel anything!
While stealing part of Wilson’s sandwich(which seems to happen a lot ), House realizes why the dose of B12 she was given wasn’t working. Obviously she wasn’t processing the B12, but she doesn’t have a tumor, so there was only one other LOGICAL possible explanation. While rushing Hannah to the OR, she starts screaming in mock pain that the team is trying to kill her. While she’s screaming, House pulls this GREAT line!!! It goes something like this: “Well, you can assume that we really are trying to kill her, or you can assume that she has a medical condition, and since this is a hospital and we’re all dressed like doctors, and of course, there are MUCH EASIER ways to kill someone…” I love House’s lines, they’re so funny!!!!! Once she stops screaming, House cuts her open and pulls out a 25 foot long tapeworm!!! The only symptom that was confusing and messing up the team’s diagnosis? PAIN!!!
I like this episode because it’s cool how she can’t feel pain. Also, House has really funny lines in this episode!!!!
~Kristy
In Wilson’s Heart, House and Wilson find Amber and while moving her to Princeton Planesboro Hospital, Amber’s tachycardia degenerates into v-fib. Wilson insists on protective hypothermia instead of shocking her heart back to life. Once they arrive at the hospital, Amber is put on bypass until they can diagnose her. This little episode is followed by hepatic (liver) failure. Wilson then guilts House into using deep brain stimulation (shocking the memory section of his brain) to see if there’s anything else stuck inside his head that would help lead them to Amber’s diagnosis.
During the procedure, they find out that House got drunk and called Wilson’s house to get himself a ride home. Amber was home, but instead of calling Wilson to get House, she decided to pick him up herself. House walks out and forgets his cane and leaves on the bus, so Amber goes on the bus to give his cane back. They find out that she took a high dosage of flu pills before the crash, which had amantadine in them. When the crash caused her kidneys to fail, her body couldn’t filter it out. Since amantadine binds with proteins, Wilson’s suggested course of using dialysis to flush the drugs out wouldn’t work. Amber was going to die no matter what they did. There was nothing they could do, and nothing they could have done. When his memory reaches the point where the bus crashes, he has a seizure which widens his skull fracture and puts him in a coma.
This is the coolest scene in the WHOLE four seasons of House!! In my opinion, at least. Although, it ranks right up there with the tapeworm being pulled out of the CIPA patient. Anyway, while House is in a coma, he is riding on a white bus with Amber. He finds out that she’s dead, but he’s not dead yet. She tells him to get off the bus, but he says he can’t. When she asks why, he responds (and I quote House) “Because… It doesn’t hurt here. I don’t want to be in pain, I don’t want to be miserable. And I don’t want him to hate me.” Him, being Wilson. WOW!! Again, to quote, Amber’s witty response is “You can’t always get what you want.” House walks off the bus, and at the same time comes out of the coma. The second time he wakes up, he sees that Wilson is there. He’s surprised because he though Wilson would hate him and avoid him. But then, Wilson walks away. Talk about really sad symbolism!!!!!
I’m happy. My dad agreed to put both House’s Head and Wilson’s Heart on DVD’s for me!!! YAY!!!!!!!! Since we have a DVR Comcast recording thingy, he can burn a DVD off it. It only lets you do it once, though. I hope I don’t lose it!
~Kristy
I really liked the recent episode called House’s Head. I like it for some reason when House is the “patient.” In this episode, House can’t remember 4 hours out of the night before. In those four hours, he somehow got into a bus crash. He gets a concussion, which gets worse as he overexerts himself. He remembers that somebody is dying and is going to die unless he finds them. He treats a bus driver, and in the process gets 13 to show that she’ll obey his orders over Cuddy’s. But it doesn’t end there.
House has another vision to lead him to the memory locked inside his head. He saved the wrong person. The bus driver was a coincidence. Since he can’t seem to reach the memory any other way, he takes God knows how many Physostigmine pills to set off his neural firing and stimulate memories. But in the process his heart stops. Just when he stops remembering the horror of the crash, his heart jolts to life again. Wilson and Cuddy had to do CPR. He told Wilson what he had seen. Amber, also known in previous episodes as CTB, was dying.
:O
~Kristy
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